read this carefully
There was an old farmer
he lived on a rock
he sat in the meadow
just shakling his....
...fists at some boys
who were down by the crick
their feet in the water
their hands on their .....
... marbles and playthings
and at half past 4
there came a young lady
who looked like a .....
....lovely young lady
she sat on the grass
she lifted her skirt
and she showed us her ....
... ruffles and laces
in a neat little tuck
she told she was learning
a new way to ....
... bring up her children
so they would not spit
while the boys in the barnyard
were shovelling....
...refuse and litter
from yesterdays hunt
while the girl in the meadow
was rubbing her....
...eyes at the fellow
down by the dock
he looked like a man
with a sizeable....
...home in the country
with a big fence out front
if he asked her politely
she'd show him her....
...little pet dog
wwho was subject to fits
and maybe she'd let him
grab hold of her....
...small tender hands
with the movement so quick
and then she'd bend over
and suck on his....
...candy so tasty
made of butterscotch
and then he'd spread whipped cream
all over her....
...cookies that she had
left out on the shelf
if you think this song's dirty
you can go **** yourself
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