Refreshing milk
A man took a holiday in a nudist camp, just for a change. But
like so many others, he overdid the sunbathing on the first
day and seriously toasted the bits which didn't normally
see the sun. That night, while shagging his girlfriend,
the pain became unbearable, so he rapidly withdrew, leapt
out of bed and dashed to the kitchen. Desperately, he wrenched
open the fridge door and grabbing the first thing that came
to hand, plunged his prick into a glass of cool refreshing
milk (with an almost audible 'hisssss'). Suddenly
his girlfriend (who incidentally was not over bright and
had lead a very sheltered life) walked in, wondering what
had happened. "Oh, so thats how you do it." she
exclaimed "I've always wondered how you reload
those things"
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