Cinderella Story
Cinderella, 80 yrs old, sitting in her rocking chair on
her front porch petting her favorite pet cat Bob.
Along comes her fairy GodMother who says "Cindy,
you've been a wonderful example of what a princess
should be.. I'm going to give you 3 more wishes.
Cinderella smiles and says "I'd like to be young
and beautiful again"
*POOF* there she stood in all her youthful radiant glory!
Cindy says "next I'd wish to be rich"
*POOF* her rocking chair turned to solid gold and the porch
became littered with gems of all sizes shapes and colors.
Cindy looks at her favorite pet cat Bob and says " Bob
has been a wonderful companion.. I wish he were a handsome
young prince.
*POOF* Bob stood there tall and charming and handsome as
any man she had ever seen. He reached out and swept Cinderella
into his arms... looked deep into her eyes and said "Bet
you're sorry you had me neutered now arent ya!!!"
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