Chinese wedding
A successful businessman who operated a chain of chinese
restaurants married a young virginal beauty. When they
got to the honeymoon suite, he said to her "I know you
must be nervous since you've never made love before,
but don't worry, I'll be gentle and patient".
He added, "If there is anything you'd like to
try when we're in bed, please tell me." "Well"
she said blushing, "I would like to try 69 with you."
Confused, he looked at his new bride and said "Why
do you want Kung Pao chicken at a time like this?!"
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