food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put in our stomachs is enough to have killed
most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft
drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded
with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realize
that long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking
water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous
of all, and we all have eaten it or will eat it. Can anyone
here tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering
after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding
cake"
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