The Cop Test
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President
decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest
and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout
the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude
that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit
and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly
beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm
a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
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