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A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor
asked, "What can I do your you two?"

The man asked, "will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The Doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There
is nothing worng with the way you two have sex."
The doctor charge the couple 32.00 and they left.

This went on for a few weeks in a row. They would make an appointment,
have intercourse with the doctor looking on, pay the bill
and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what are you trying
to find out about the way you have intercourse?"

The man replied, " We're not trying to find out
anything, She's married , so we can't to go to her
house. I'm Married so we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges 60.00. The Hilton charges 78.00. We
do it here for 32.00, and I get back 28.00 from Medicare for
a visit to the doctor's office."