Phone Sex & Alcohol DON'T MIX WELL!
Ok, the other night after work, I was tired & stressed
and just wanted to relax, so I poured myself a few drinks.
There's this cute guy that I've been chatting
with online and passing pictures back and forth with, and
we've had a few HOT conversations on the phone. We were
talking about sex and how we're both single and trying
to avoid the quick hook ups right now, and we both have gone
the EXACT amount of time, since our last sexual encounter.
Soo... being a little worked up and frustrated, I said I
was going to go take a hot bath. He said, "I'll
be strumming my guitar until you get back." ;) lol
(yeah right!)
So I refill my glass (about the 5th one at this point) and
I'm feeling pretty good. I slip into the bathtub, shave
my legs, and stretch out and take a few more sips of my drink.
I look over and see the portable phone and I think, "hmm
I should call him!" Sooo...
I dial his number...
*guy answers* "hello" (its hard to hear cuz
the water was splashing around still from me moving and
drinking)
I say "hmm hi!" (super seductively)
*guy says* "uh ... hi" (somewhat skeptical
sounding)
I say "hmm I'm in the bath, but it would be better
if you were here with me"
*guy says* "who is this"
I *giggle* and said "hmm its me, bubbles" *make
a popping sound* "and I want you to come over and wash
my back"
*guy hesitates* and I say "Chuck??" (now a little
nervous)
*guy says* "aah this is Doug Anderson, I think you
have the wrong #"
I said "come on, Chuck don't mess with me, you
know I've been drinking" (still thinking its
him messing with me)
*guy says* "so are you really in the bathrub?"
*I HUNG UP!*
Then I called Chuck, sure enough it wasn't him, he got
the biggest laugh out of it though. So, word of warning,
when trying to be seductive and naughty in the tub, make
sure your fingers aren't so wet that you slip off the
intended buttons, and that you're sober enough to
realize it, when you do! ;) LOL oh well.... Hey Mr. Anderson,
if you read this & you're cute, send me a pic ;)
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