Randy The Rooster
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants
chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks
if he has a rooster for sale.
The other farmer says, "yeah, I've got this great
rooster, named Randy: He'll service every chicken
you've got, no problem."
Well, Randy the Rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer
decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer
takes Randy home and sets him down in the barn yard, giving
the rooster a pep talk.
"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've
got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot
of money and, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take
your time and have some fun, " the farmer says with
a chuckle.
Randy seems to understand; so the farmer points toward
the henhouse and Randy takes off like a shot. Wham--- He
nails every hen in there three or four times and the farmer
is just shocked. Randy runs out of the hen house and sees
a flock of geese down by the lake. Wham---He gets all the
geese. Randy's up in the barn with the pigeons; he's
in with the ducks. Randy is jumping on every fowl the farmer
owns. The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive
rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer
goes to bed and upon awakening the next day finds Randy dead
as a doorknob, still as a rock, in the middle of the yard.
Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal,
shakes his head and says, "Oh Randy, I told you to pace
yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've
done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the sky and says, "Shhh,
they're getting closer."
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