Two old men
Two old men desided to escape the 'home" and have
an adventure.
They made it as far as one of them could remember where his
familiy farm was
located, as far as they could reccon on foot, the house wasn't
there
anymore, the barn wasn't there any more, and he said
the well was right over
younder. So him and his skepteical friend walked thruough
the field and he
said "see the damed hole there is the well!
They looked down the hole and his friend said "damn'd
dark and deep" and he
said lets drop a rock to see if it still has any water"
The rock fell and
they listened, but heard nothing. "hmm" old
man said., we need something
heavier" They looked around and finally found an
old transmission. They
struggled to pick it up end to end and finally got it to the
well and
dropped it in, but suddenly a wild eyed goat stampeed them
screaming and
baaaaahing at them, scared them something
awful and they jumped aside, and the goat jumped right into
the well.
For sure this was a sign that that they should go back to the
home until
this farmer came by and asked them "did you see my goat?"
and the old man
said "Hell he came at us like a wildcat and we jumped
away and he went right
down younder hole" The farmer said, "that's
impossible I had him chained to
an old transmission!" -MrDaddy2004-
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