Two little old ladies....
Two elderly ladies, both heavy smokers, were waiting for
a bus when it started to rain. While one lady disposed of
her cigarette the other lady reached into her purse and
pulled out a condom, cut off the tip, slipped the condom
over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Now that's a really
good idea, Harriet! What is that you're putting over
your cigarette?"
Harriet said, "It's a condom, Sally."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
"Why at any pharmacy, Sally. They all carry them,
I'm sure."
When the two old ladies arrived downtown, Sally went into
the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.
The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised
that this 70-something lady was interested in condoms.
He asked her, "What size do you want?"
The little old lady thought for a moment and said, "One
that will fit a Camel."
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