Social Security
An elderly man goes to the Social Security Administration
to apply for Social Security.
As he stands in line, he realizes he has forgotten his wallet
and he has no identification with him. When his number is
called, He was asked for proof of age and his identification.
Im sorry the man says I forgot my wallet at home, but
as you can see by the gray hair on my head. I am old enough.
As further proof the old man rips open his shirt and points
to a chest full of gray hair. Reluctantly the clerk approves
his application.
Upon his arrival home he announces to his wife that he has
been approved for Social Security. The wife inquires How
can that be! I found your wallet when I was dusting, so you
had no proof of age with you! Simple the man replied I showed
them my gray hair and hairy chest and I got approved. To
which the wife replies You old fool!!! What is wrong with
you? You should have dropped your pants and we could have
gotten disability as well.
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