Men are like....
Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit out of
you.
Men are like...Bananas...the older they get the less firm
they are.
Men are like...weather...nothing can be done to change
them.
Men are like...belnders...you need one but youre not quite
sure why.
Men are like...chocolate bars...sweet, smoothe, and
they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...commercials...youcant believe a word
they say.
Men are like...department stores...their clothes are
slways half off.
Men are like...government bonds...they take soooo long
to mature.
Men are like...mascara...they run at the first sign of
emotion.
Men are like...popcorn... they satisfy you, but only for
a little while.
Men are like...snowstorms...you never know when theyre
coming, how many inches, or how long it will last.
Men are like...lava lamps...fun to look at but not very
bright.
Men are like...parking spots...all the good ones are taken,
the rest are handicapped.
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