Can I see them both?
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell,
and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you
have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give
you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the
hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the
table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They
are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll
give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both
of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her
robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her,
throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says
he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You
know, your weird friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well
did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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