A prison escape
A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds
a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties
him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top
of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells
his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner,
look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail,
and has not seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain,
do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter
how much he ravages you. This guy is probably dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I
love you". To which the wife responds, "He wasn't
kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline
in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey.
I love you, too"
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