What's the name of your Penis?
An out of town business man was alone in his hotel room, after
a grueling day of meetings. He thought to himself, "I
need a beer". So he decided he would stop at the first
one he came across.
He walked into the first bar he saw, walked up to the bar,
and sat down. He asked the bartender for a Budweiser. The
Bartender replies, "What's the name of your
penis"? The stunned businessman said, "excuse
me"? The bartender explained to the man, that, that
was the rule of the bar. The business started looking around
and noticed that there were only men. He turned back to the
bartender, and said "give me a minute".
He looked at the guy on his left, and asked, "what's
the name of your penis"? The guy replied "Ford,
have you driven a ford lately"? He then looked to the
guy on right, and asked him the same question. The man replied
"Dodge, Ram Tough".
He sat for a minute, then once again asked the bartender,
for a Budweiser. The bartender asked, "What's
the name of your penis?" The business man replied,
"Secret, It's strong enough for a man, but made
for a woman."
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