These four jokes will bring a smile to your face.
These four jokes will bring a smile to your face.
#1. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks
you're stupid,
stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid,
Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there
all by yourself!"
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#2. Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his big sister
smoothed
cold cream on her face.
"Why do you do that?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful, " said his sister,
who then began removing
the
cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.
"Giving up?"
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#3. The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't
paying attention
in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and
4 and 28 and
44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and
the Cartoon
Network!"
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#4. Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field
trip to their
local police
station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board,
of the 10
most
wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and
asked if
it really was the photo of a wanted person.
"Yes, " said the policeman. "The detectives
want very badly to
capture him."
Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him
when you took his
picture?"
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