man goes to a pharmacy
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female
teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms
before, and I don't know what size to buy."
"That's okay. You can test your size on the fence
out in back."
So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as
he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful
teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man
sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently
caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it it out and sticks
it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck
his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls
it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her
vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it.
She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside
where the man is begining to stumble back in.
She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on
the appropriate size?"
"Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"
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