Grandfather's portion is in the middle
There is this village near the Meo/Thai border where the
clan is well know for their long Dick, minimum 12 inches
long. One day a baby was born, and the village Patriach with
his experience was aware the baby's Dick will be short
by standard when grown up, and wanted to banish the baby
to another village. Baby's parents pleaded, asking
for a chance till baby is of age to decide, and Grandfather
agreed. However, at 18 years, the boy now quite grown-up,
still cannot measure up to the minimum. Since everyone
is fond of the young man, Grandfather by royal decree, ordered
every male to give a tiny portion of their Dick to join to
the young man. As a result this young man has the longest
in the village. But one problem soon surfaced, the boy's
Dick cannot stand erect, an inverted U at best. They soon
found out the reason: Grandfather's portion is in
the middle!
|
