Corny but cute
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled
into a harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women.
They started getting friendly with all the women, when
suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can
touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you
have done today. You will be punished in a way corresponding
to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he does
for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first
man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said
the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did
for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the
second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!",
said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do
you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with
a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"
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