bill cosby
theres a really out of control class and the teacher quits.
The replacement teacher is a no nonscence guy who doesn't
put up with any crap. The first day tells the students "ok
if you guys are good then at the end of the week before dismissal
i will ask you one question and if anybody can answer that
correctly you will have a 3 day weekend" so the kids
are like cool no mondays, so they are really good and friday
comes along and the teacher says "ok guys heres your
question..how many grains of sand are in the Sahara desert?"
of course noone answers that correctly so the teacher says
"ok class see ya monday.
For weeks after that the same thing happens..very hard
questions and no correct answers. ONe kid in particular
gets realy pissed off and goes home to paint 2 ping pong balls
black to throw at the teacher when he turned his back. Friday
comes along and the teacher says "ok class are we ready
for our question?" as he turns around to get the question
sheet the kid with the ping pong balls hurls them at the teacher
hitting him in the head. The teacher turns around with the
ping pong balls "ok whose the comedian with the two
black balls?" the whole class yells out "Bill
Cosby, see ya Tuesday!"
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