Why I Won't Talk You Through Your Orgasm
When you call and I pick up the phone if you make that little
gasp and ask me "How do I put on a condom?" I'm
not likely to be nice to you. I realize you just want to get
off. I know it may be confusing because yes, while I do know
an awful lot about condoms, I really don't want to walk
you through your orgasm. Yes, yes, it's true I have
a sexy voice. And even though you've never seen me I
can assure you I am a hottie. In fact I have talked many of
my friends and lovers through their orgasms but hey, I'm
working here. I am not your own personal phone sex representative.
I know, I know the customer comes first but you see I won't
be coming after you. Nope. Not gonna happen.
I know you hear it in my voice after you announce your need
for lessons. I know that you think you are doing something
dangerous, daring, and completely in line with your own
kink but I'm bored by the whole script. I know when you
are going to cum. I hear it all. You are so concentrated on
your cock and that stroke you got going on that you think
I am clueless about the whole deal. I know the script little
man and I assure you you are not pulling a fast one on me. The
fast one is you. (I know from the gasp you make as I pick up
the receiver exactly how many seconds it would take you
to get off if I tried) I'll string you along as far as
needed to get you real close, all the time pretending I don't
know what is going on, and then when you are about to let loose
with your love juice I'll hang up on your ass.
Call a phone sex line little man and pay for it. That's
the new rule. It's the new rule same as the old rule.
Now, can I get back to work. Thanks!
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