THE LITTLE BOYS ROOM
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack
to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting
industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time
to
take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the
girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
outside the men's room when one of the boys came out
and
told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with
their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by
one - holding onto their "tools" to direct the
flow away
from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't
help but
notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to
show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You
must be in the 5th."
"No, ma'am, " he replied, "I'm
riding Silver Arrow in the
4th, but thanks for the lift."
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