BIRD EGGS
THIS GUY WAS AT EMPTY SIDE OF THE BEACH. SO HE DECIDED TO GET
A "FULL BODY" TAN! SO HE LAID HIS TOWEL DOWN AND
PUT SOME TANING LOTION ALL OVER HIS BODY, EVEN ON HIS PRIVATE
PARTS! HE WENT TO SLEEP AND 5MIN LATER THIS LITTLE GIRL WAS
STANDING OVER LOOKING AT HIM. SHE SAID WHATS THAT MISTER?
POINTING AT IS PENIS! HE SAID THATS MY BIRD! SHE ASKED WHATS
THAT SHE ROUND YOUR BIRD? ITS FEATHERS HE REPLIED QUICKLY!
SHE ASKED WHATS THAT UNDER YOUR BIRD? HE SAID THATS MY BIRDS
EGGS! SHE ASKED CAN I PLAY WITH YOUR BIRD? NO NO NO! SAID LOUDLY.
CAN YOU PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR PARENTS? HE ASKED. SHE SAID
ITS NOT GOOD TO BE STINGY AND RAN OFF!.....................
NEXT THING YOU KNOW IS HE WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL. HE LOOKED
TO THE SIDE OF THE BED AND SAID WHATS GOING ON!
SH REPLIED"UUUUUMM..... I WAS PLAYING WITH YOUR
BIRD AND IT SPAT ON ME. SO I RIPPED OUT THE FEATHERS AND IT
KEPT STANDING UP TRYIN TO SPIT A ME SOME MORE! IT WASN'T
PROTECTIN ITS EGGS EITHER! IT SPAT IN MY I SO I BROKE THE BIRD
EGGS!
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