At the Bus Stop
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight
leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and
jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get
on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to
allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first
step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to
the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt
a little thinking that this would give her enough slack
to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the
bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little
more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and
unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she
attempted the skirt. sheSo withstep and once again, much to her chagrin could not raise her leg because of the tight
a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending
skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to
make the step.
About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line
picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly
on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned
on the would-be hero, screeching at him "How dare
you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!! "
At this the Texan drawled " Well ma'am, normally
I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three
times, I kinda figured that we was friends."
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