bus driver
one dayjohnny is riding his tricycle in the house.
he pulls up to his brother's roomand says, "anybody
getting on the the bus get the fuck on! anybody getting off
the bus, get the fuck off!and anybody staying on get the
fuck back!!"
his brother looked at him and said"dont let mom hear
you saying that or she'll be awful mad."
so johnny wheeleddown to his sister's room and hollered, "anybody
getting on the bus, get the fuck on! anybody getting off
the bus, get the fuck off!and anybody staying on, get
the fuck back!!"
his sister looked at him and said"ont let mom hear
you saying that or she'll be awful."
so johnny wheeled down through the kitchen where his mother
was doing dishes.he pulled up beside her and said "anybody
getting on the bus, get the fuck on! anybody getting off
the bus, get the fuck off! and anybody staying on, get
to the fucking back!!"
well johnny's mother dropped what she was doin.spun
around and knocked him right off his bike.
johnny jumped up and said, "thats it lady, fuck
around! we're already five minutes late!!!"
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