What's What?
A 10 year old boy is approached by his father on his birthday
and the father says "Son, you're practically
a man today. When I was 10 I did alot of manly things and did
them without questioning my father. So now it's your
time." The father hands his son a 10 dollar bill and
says "go out and get 10 dollars worth of what's
what, and don't come back until you get it." The
boy knew better not to question his father, but he didn't
know what he was talking about.
So the boy left the house and stops on the sidewalk and thinks
to himself "what am I going to do? I'll never get
this done." But he persists, and goes to the local
grocery store, stops the manager and asks "Hey Mr.
Grocer, I have 10 dollars. My Dad told me to get 10 dollars
worth of what's what. Can you point it out to me?"
The grocer replies "I have no time for games kid. I
don't know what you're talking about."
So the kid leaves the grocery.
He goes to his local department store and asks the front
desk clerk "Hey Mrs. Front Desk Clerk, I have 10 dollars
to buy 10 dollars worth of what's what. Which aisle
is it on?" The lady reaches for the phone to call for
security and says "Kid, I don't know what you're
talking about, but you're going to have to leave. I've
got no time for silliness." So the kid leaves the department
store and he's now getting worried.
He goes into his local pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
"Mr. Pharmacist, I'm in real bad trouble, sir.
My Dad gave me 10 dollars to go get 10 dollars worth of what's
what. I can't go home without it. Can you please help
me?" The pharmacist says "What's what
huh?" The kid replies "please help me. My Dad
will be awfully mad if I don't get it." The pharmacist
thinks to himself "I'm gonna have a little fun
with this one."
"Ok, " says the pharmacist, "here's
what you do." The pharmacist points to a whorehouse,
complete with a red light by the front door. "Go across
the street, look left, right, then left again first before
crossing, go over to that house with the red light by the
door. Knock on the door three times slowly. Someone will
come to the door and you'll get your what's what."
The kid, realizing his trek is soon to be over, jumps for
joy and says "Thank you Mr. Pharmacist! Thank you!
Thank You!"
The boy crosses the street, looking left, right, then left
again before crossing like the Pharmacist said. He goes
up the steps of the house with the red light by the door and
knocks on the door three times slowly, just as the Pharmacist
instructed. The door opens and a totally nude woman answers
the door. The boy is amazed at the site of this as he has never
seen a naked woman before in his life.
He points at the woman and says to her, "whhhuu....whhhuuuu....what
are those?"
"What's What?" the lady asks.
The kid shouts "GREAT!! I'LL TAKE TEN BUCKS WORTH!!!"
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