Telephone Call
For this joke the little boys voice should be read with a
whisper....
Phone Rings
Little boy.. hello
Caller.. IS MUMMY THERE?
Little Boy...yes
Caller... CAN I SPEAK TO HER?
Little boy...shes busy
Caller...IS DADDY THERE?
Little boy...yes
Caller... CAN I SPEAK TO HIM?
Little boy... he's busy too
Caller ... IS THERE ANYONE ELSE THERE
Little boy ... granny and grandad are here?
Caller ... CAN I SPEAK TO ONE OF THEM?
Little boy ... The're busy too
Caller ... ARE THEY THE ONLY ADULTS THERE
Little boy... no the police are here, the army is here and
the fire brigade are here
Caller ... WHAT ARE THEY ALL DOING THERE?
Little boy ... looking for me
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