Sure is dark in here
A husband started a new job and was continually working
late, so the wife took on a lover to fill the void.
Her lover and her would routinely have a good romp in the
afternoon while the husband was at work. Without their
knowledge, their nine year old son was hiding in the closets
during these afternoon escapades.
One day the husband comes home early to surprise his wife.
She quickly has her lover hide in the closet where the little
boy has been hiding.
"Sure is dark in here" says the little boy.
"Yes it is" says the lover.
"I've got a baseball" says the little boy
"Would you like to buy it?"
"No" says the lover.
"My dad is out there" says the boy.
"How much"
"Fifty dollars"
So the lover pays the money to keep the secret.
A few weeks later the husband again comes home early to surpirse
the afternoon delighters. In the closet goes the lover.
"Sure is dark in here" says the little boy.
"Yes it is" says the lover.
"I've got a baseball glove" says the little
boy "Would you like to buy it?"
"How much"
"One hundred dollars dollars"
So the lover again pays the money to keep the secret.
A few weeks later the husband comes home early. He tells
little Johnny to get his ball and glove so they can play catch.
Little johnny informs his dad he no longer has them.
"What did you do with them?"
"I sold them" says Johnny.
"For how much"
"One hundred and fifty dollars"
"ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DOLLARS, they are not worth
anything close to that. I cannot believe you ripped off
your friends like that. I am taking you to church so you can
confess this to the priest."
Upon arriving at the church, the father explains the situation
to the priest. After explaining, Johnny enters the confessional
and closes he door
"Sure is dark in here" says Johnny.
From the other side of the screen the priest says "Don't
start that shit here!"
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