English lesson
A junior school teacher said to her class, "This morning
I will give you a word and I want you to make up a sentence with
that word in it. The first word is 'charming'"
Mary's hand shot up."My Mummy bought me a nice
pink dress with little blue flowers all over it. I was wearing
it when the vicar came to tea and he said it was charming."
The teacher smiled. "Excellent, Mary. Now can anyone
else make a sentence with charming in it twice?"
Johnnie's hand went up. "My sister is sixteen
and, this morning at breakfast, she said she was pregnant
and my Dad said 'That's charming - fucking charming!'"
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