Buying Condoms
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They
happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What
are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called
condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh, I see, " replied the boy pensively. "Yes,
I've heard of
that in health class at school." He looks over the
display
and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there
3 in
this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys.
One for
Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and
asks, "Then
who are these for?"
"Those are for college men, " the dad answers,
"TWO for
Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses
THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men.
One for January,
one for February, one for . . ."
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