Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the
driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull
and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues
with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl
elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver
gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your
dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
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