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An Irish Daughter

An Irish Daughter

An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her; " Where have
you been all this time, you ingrate!
Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know
how you were doing?

Why didn't you call? You little tramp!

Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad...
I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!
You're adisgrace to this family - I don't ever
want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this
luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion,
plus a savings account
certificate for 5 million.

For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you Daddy
the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible
that's parked outside plus a lifetime membership
to the Country Club...
(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New
Years'Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now what was it you said you had become?

" Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff...

A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff..

"Oh! Be Jesus! - You scared me half to death, girl!

I thought you said "a Protestant".

Come here and give your old man a hug!"