Old Joke I heard in High School...
In smalltown Alabama, there's a church with a strict
congregational test a couple must take in order to join.
Three couples (an elderly one, middle-aged, and newlyweds)
all seek to join the congregation one month, so the church
head deacon sits the three newly moved-in couples down
and gives them the drill...In order to join the church,
each couple has to refrain from sex for a whole week. He tells
all three couples this, then sends them on their way...
So a week has passed, and the three couples come back to the
church. The deacon sits down with the first couple, and
begins asking them about their experiences over the week.
The husband replies "As my wife and I are well into
our fifties, marital relations are not the focus for us.
Our lives went on as they always do." Hearing that,
the deacon welcomed them both into the congregation. He
then focuses on the second couple, asking the wife how their
week was. She replies, "We lead a regular sex life,
and the stress this caused us did heighten some of our regular
life stress. But, as with all of the other problems in our
life, we saw it through and managed to not have sex for a week."
The deacon congratulates them and welcomes them to the
congregation. He then turns to the newlyweds, both of whom
seem a bit nervous. He asks the husband how their week had
gone...
"Well deacon, the first night or so wasn't so
bad. It was halfway into the second day or so before it got
rough on my wife, and the next morning was pretty rough for
me as well. We spent the fourth day in a bit of a fight. Finally,
on the fifth day, I just couldn't take it anymore. I
saw my wife bend over for a can and I just took her right there."
The deacon nods, then says, "I admire your blatant
honesty, young man, but I'm afraid we can't let
you into our congregation."
The young man, half-grinning, replies, "It's
all right deacon, we're also not allowed in Food Giant
either."
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