Cuckold Stories

Arsenic and Black Lace

A woman walks into the drugstore and tells the pharmacist
she wants to buy some arsenic.

"What do you want with arsenic?" asks the pharmacist.

"I want to kill my husband because he's cheating
on me by having sex with another woman, " the lady
replies.

"I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your
husband, lady, even if he is having sex with another woman, "
the pharmacist says.

The woman then reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture
of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife
and hands it to him.

"Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription, "
the pharmacist replies.