Cuckold Stories

A WOMAN SCORNED hahaha

A married couple is driving along a steady 40mph. The wife
is behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a
clear voice I know we've been married for twenty years,
but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but
slowly increases her speed to 45mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to
try and talk me out of it, " he says, "because
I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
she's a far better lover than you are."

Again, the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel
more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house, " he says
insistently.

Up to 60.

"I want the car, too, " he continues. 65mph.
"And, " he says, "I'll have the bank
accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete
bridge.

This makes him nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't
there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies-in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need, " she
says.

"Oh, really, " he inquires, "so what
have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns
to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Moral of the Story: Women are clever bitches. Don't
mess with them